Hey everyone. One of my friends sent me this video from Yutube with Wentworth Miller when he was on Popular. I used to watch Popular and remember this episode. He plays a gay guy pretty good huh. wink! wink! nudge! nudge! [video:youtube:Ws-kV19k938]… more »

Okay can I say how stupid some black people are? O.J Simpson who seems to have gotten away with murder, instead of slinking away and living a quiet life has decided to come out with a new book called "If I Did It", discussing how he would have committed… more »

This morning on the bus this man sat at the back of the bus cutting his fingernails. It was disgusting. I think people should cut their nails by a garbage can so that they can dispose of the cuttings. This stupid man sat there with his nail clippers and… more »

*go to bed early, like 10 am*wake up early, like 5 am*exercise*eat less meat*eat a salad every day*don't eat out, carry lunch or dinner*don't be lazy, do all the things that need doing*brush the cat*play with the cat*make love to B more »

Okay why is it that women can't put on their make-up at home before they leave the house? Why is it that I have to see them all over the place applying the full works? Why is it that when I am sitting on a crowded bus during rush hour, I see a woman putt… more »

I keep doing the same things all the time, she told him.Things like what? he askedI don't know, everything, she shrugged. My life would be so much better if I did things differently.Well, we are creatures of habit, he said.Creatures of bad habits, she re… more »

Last week she opened the soy milk and spat in it. She spat twice. She hated them and wanted them to drink her spit. She smiled as she placed it back in the fridge. She wished she could have done more but her revenge was limited by the law. more »

White people always have other people raise their children, she told him. Babysitters, nannies, slaves. They've never raised their own kids. Is it any wonder their children grow up to be serial killers?He didn't know how to reply so he stuck his hands de… more »

Today her right hand itched and she thought of money as she scratched it. They say you win money if your right hand itches. She doubted she would win money because she's 40 years old and she's never won money.She asked B if he'd ever won money, if he pla… more »

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in Eng… more »

A man goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords o… more »

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fu… more »