White Woman Wakes From Coma Speaking Jamaican

I just read an article on Yahoo about a white woman who had a stroke, went into a coma and when she woke up she spoke Jamaican Patois. What a shocker that must have been for her. The article said she was devastated. I bet she was! The last thing a white person would want is to sound black. hee hee.

The article said, she is one of about 50 cases of people who've awoken from comas speaking with a foreign accent. Talk about bizarre. Are they sure it's really her? How do they know some Jamaican hasn't stolen her body. Did anyone see the movie skeleton key? That woman is long gone or trapped in the body of a dying Jamaican in the Islands.

If I woke up speaking in a foreign accent it wouldn't be so bad. It's only an accent for gosh sakes, it's not like she woke up black. Now THAT would be a shocker!