I stayed at this woman's place once for three days. When she picked me up at the train station, she was wearing a pair of blue pants and a blue shirt. The next morning when I woke up I noticed she was wearing the same blue pants and blue shirt. I went to… more »

I read that Jamie Fox keeps two cell phones full of ladies numbers. Can you say player? He prefers the term bachelor. I prefer the more truthful term player. Who else but a player would need two cell phones just for ladies' phone numbers? He asked me for… more »

"Mouth breathers," she said. "They disgust me."She once went to Burger King and the boy who was making her sandwhich was a mouth breather. Every exhalation was going on her sandwich. His bottom lip looked like the hinge on it was broken. It hung slack. S… more »

I heard a rumour that a certain manager was in the closet with a certain employee. Supposedly, this male employee got a position that EVERYONE was surprised he got. Much later, I heard that the manager who hired him was heard calling him honey and tellin… more »