I peed in your food

I always wonder why people at work pissed me off all the time. They all thought I was no good so why did they leave their food around me? I make it a policy never to eat or drink food given to me by other people. There were so many times when one of my co-workers bought me a coffee or something else, and I never drank or ate it. I always pretended to then threw it out when they left.

Why don't I eat or drink from people? Simple. I don't trust anyone. NO one! Ever!

I know my co-workers hate me so why on Earth would I eat or drink something given to me by them. I also NEVER left food in the fridge but those stupid wormbutts did. I don't know how many times I spat in their food. Those fuckers have eaten so much of my spit, the police could get my dna from their bodies. This one bitch pissed me off so much I acutally peed in her food. The bathroom is right across from the fridge. No one was around so I took it (thanks for the label on it saying it's yours bitch) into the bathroom, peed a  bit and put it back in the fridge. It must have been yummy!

You know that movie, the help. Let that be a lesson to you. Never eat anything from someone who hates you. I especially never eat food from white people. Never! Those fuckers hate us so much, God only knows what they do to the food before they give it to us.