Winter
I hate how every winter people complain about the snow. It's winter. That's what happens in winter. It's cold and it snows. Amazingly, every time there is a little bit of snowfall there are accidents on the road. Why? Winter comes every single year. Why… more »
Hellish Lesbian Landlord part 2
There are some landlords who are desperate for money. All they really want is the money, not the tenant. She was like that. I could tell she was desperate for money. She wanted the money but she didn''t want the hassle of having me as a tenant. First sh… more »
Cat licking paws raw
My poor cat keeps licking her paws all the time. The front of her paws doesn't have fur because she licks it so much. I looked it up on the internet and they say distract the cat when they start licking. I try that and it works for a second, then she goe… more »
My Lesbian Landlord: Gloria Rheinbergs (dreadlock old bitch)
Incident #1:
The first weekend I moved in I invited her down for a pancake breakfast. Just trying to be neighbourly. I knew her from work and thought I'd maintain a landlord/friendly relationship. I didn't know at the time she was a lesbian. She sat d… more »
Cryptic Message
I licked it and I liked it.
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