My husband won't have sex with me

Dear Psychic Somge

I have been married to my husband a year but he never wants to have sex. He spends all his time on the computer and ignores me. He is a good husband in other ways. I don't know what to do. I've told him I need more then he tries for a while but then it goes back to the same thing.

Lonely Newlywed.


Dear Lonely Newlywed

There is no way a husband doesn't want to have sex with his new wife. Please go to the dictionary and look up this word: BEARD. If you don't know the meaning of BEARD ask a gay person living in the closet who brings his "girlfriend" home for thanksgiving.

I am assuming you have seen his package and there is nothing wrong with it. Even if it's a little crooked there is nothing to be ashamed of. If it's not something that's wrong with his package, he's definitely in the closer and you are his BEARD.

Either settle for living a loveless marriage or get out and find a real man.