My married boyfriend wants me to sponsor him

Dear psychic Somge

I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 years now and I love him very much. He is from Mexico and is 13 years older than me. When I first met him he told me he was divorced. But then I found out it was all a lie and that he is still married. He promised me lots of times that he will get a divorce but he hasn't yet. I want to sponsor him but due to his marriage status, I can't marry him.

Somge, should I believe that he really wants to get a divorce? How long should I wait for him?
~desperate to know~



My Reply:

Dear desperate to know,
You are not the only one desperate to know. I am also desperate to know if you left your brain at the door when you met this guy. Three years of your life has been wasted in a sham relationship. Only fools date married men. Go back to the door, get your brain and reinsert into your head. Now draw close to the computer screen and listen carefully.

"HE WILL NEVER LEAVE HIS WIFE!!!"

Now that we got that out of the way. Stop your blubbering and your "but I love him" whining before I slap you with a slab of bacon. As soon as loverboy gets you to sponsor him, he will dump your ass and sponsor his wife and kids to come to the country. Plus he's 13 years older. How old are you? He's not just a liar, he's a cradle robber.

If you write me again with this nonsense, I will use my psychic ability to find you and really slap you with a slab of bacon. Get a brain, get a life and find someone your own age.