"Mouth breathers," she said. "They disgust me."She once went to Burger King and the boy who was making her sandwhich was a mouth breather. Every exhalation was going on her sandwich. His bottom lip looked like the hinge on it was broken. It hung slack. S… more »

She saw on TV, the announcer asking why the bike lanes on the roads weren't being used and what the city was going to do about it. It was as if he wanted the government to get rid of the lanes so the cars could use the space. She wondered if the announce… more »

*go to bed early, like 10 am*wake up early, like 5 am*exercise*eat less meat*eat a salad every day*don't eat out, carry lunch or dinner*don't be lazy, do all the things that need doing*brush the cat*play with the cat*make love to B more »

I keep doing the same things all the time, she told him.Things like what? he askedI don't know, everything, she shrugged. My life would be so much better if I did things differently.Well, we are creatures of habit, he said.Creatures of bad habits, she re… more »

Last week she opened the soy milk and spat in it. She spat twice. She hated them and wanted them to drink her spit. She smiled as she placed it back in the fridge. She wished she could have done more but her revenge was limited by the law. more »