Slips Under Skirts

I was sitting on the bus the other day and this woman in front of me was wearing a skirt. It was a nice skirt. Very summery. She only forgot one thing... To wear a friggin slip under it. I am surprised I still have my sight. I swear I could tell what colour her underwear was and could do a police drawing of the shape of her thighs. Yep, I know that is gross. Imagine the horror of having to witness it. I guess some creepy guy wouldn't have minded.

This brought to mind another woman in a skirt without a slip incident. Last year when I was at Taste Of The Danforth, this white woman who was walking in front of us was not wearing a slip or underwear. God, the horror! Oh the horror!

I know it's summer and we all want to wear our nice little summer dresses or our thin skirts but for God's sake put a slip under it!!!!! Everything may be fine when you are inside looking in the mirror but when you're outside with the sun shining through the material, you may as well be naked.

Please people, spare me the horror of seeing things I don't want to see and shouldn't have to endure. Pick up a slip and wear it even if you think the material of your skirt is thick enough, still put it on. Please do it for me.