Three Days Of Ignorance Part 2

The first night I got to town she said she loved having visitors because she got to meet lots of people from all over. She also said she loved showing them the town because it was such a beautiful town. Of course it didn't seem to matter to her that it was night time and we could hardly see anything.

We drove around town for awhile. There wasn't much to see because it is a very small town. It doesn't even have an internet cafe. The houses (what I could see of them in the dark) were quite beautiful. They were all very big with very large yards.

Then she drove me up to a very beautiful stone house, pointed at it and said, "That's where the gays live."

"What?"

"There's a gay couple that live there. I can't see them through the window. People in this town never lock their doors or close their curtains. I guess they're out tonight."

I didn't say anything because I was in shock that she just outed two people who never asked to be outed. What the hell did I care if two strangers I didn't know and who I would never meet were gay???

She then proceeded to give me the gay tour. She drove me around town and pointed out who was gay and told me all about their lives.

She also said, "I have nothing against gay people."

Of course she didn't, that's why she made sure I knew where they all lived. The heterosexual tour was booked.

I have the worse luck ever. I always meet the weirdos. Always.