Women Putting Make-up on In Public

Okay why is it that women can't put on their make-up at home before they leave the house? Why is it that I have to see them all over the place applying the full works? Why is it that when I am sitting on a crowded bus during rush hour, I see a woman putting on make-up? Now when I say make-up, I don't mean lipstick or lipgloss which everyone of us women are always touching up. I mean full make-up. One morning, on a crowded bus I watched this woman start with foundation, then eyeshadow, then mascara, then lipstick. I mean, hello. You are on a bus!!

Then this nearly made me retch, just yesterday I could not believe my eyes when this woman pulled out a pair of tweezers and a mirror and in full view of everyone on the bus, began plucking the hairs on her chin. I am not kidding!!! I wish I had a camera phone. I would post so many pictures of people doing stupid things. She was plucking her chin hairs!! Good god people!!!!!

Please go to your local library and take out a book on proper etiquette. Please do this and spare me the vision of you plucking your chin hairs on the bus. Please.