Go With The Fro

People who don't bathe or change their clothes

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:04:28 +0000

I stayed at this woman's place once for three days. When she picked me up at the train station, she was wearing a pair of blue pants and a blue shirt. The next morning when I woke up I noticed she was wearing the same blue pants and blue shirt. I went to take a shower and dress. After, I asked her where the cleanser and rag was to clean the tub. She tells me she never cleans the tub. I look at her in shock. The tub had been clean. She said she has a cleaning lady that comes in once a month to clean. I guess she had gotten the lady to clean right before I came because the tub was clean. Anyway I found a rag and cleanser to clean the tub after my shower.

The next morning when I got up, this lady was wearing the exact same blue pants and blue shirt. I couldn't believe it. And I never saw her in the three days I was there have a shower. She didn't stink but still. What the hell.

I have to have a shower every morning. Every single morning. If I don't take one in the morning because my alarm didn't go off and I am really late for work, then I take one as soon as I get home. How do people not take showers or change their clothes for three days?

Sometimes in the summer I take two showers because it's so friggin hot. When I was a kid, my mother made us take a bath every night before bed. Every night. My brother hated taking a bath. I remember once I suspected he wasn't bathing because he had that I didn't bathe smell. So one time when my mother told him to go have a bath, I opened the door and there was my brother sitting on the side of the tub waving his hand back and forth in the water so it would sound like he was having a bath. The little bugger.

Back then we were kids and kids will do that.

I remember when I was a live in nanny for a very short time and I was looking after this little girl who was eight. When I first got there, I made up her bath for her before bed and she told me it wasn't her bath night. I looked at her like she was kidding. I was like, "what do you mean it's not your bath night? Every night is a bath night."

She started crying and carrying on because I was insisting she have a bath before bed. I never saw a child carry on so. When her mother came home I told her the little girl told me she didn't have to have a bath because it wasn't her bath night. And the mother told me yeah, the little girl only has to have a bath three times a week. I nearly died from shock. Seriously was she kidding? She wasn't.

This was a new concept to me. People not bathing or showering every day. I had never heard this before. I just assumed EVERYONE showered or bathed every day. After that I would casually ask white people if they showered every day and wouldn't you know, they didn't. It seems it is only us West Indian people who bathe every day. Canadians don't. Wow!!!!!

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Jamie Fox and his two cellphnes

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:53:51 +0000

I read that Jamie Fox keeps two cell phones full of ladies numbers. Can you say player? He prefers the term bachelor. I prefer the more truthful term player. Who else but a player would need two cell phones just for ladies' phone numbers? He asked me for my digits but after reading that and seeing him juggle two phones trying to keep one set of ladies away from the other set I had to say no. Ha ha ha ha ha.

The problem with celebrites is that they have women throwing themselves at them 24-7. It's hard to stay in a real relationship. It's like a kid in candyland. It takes a really down to earth, mature person to survive that atmosphere. The fact that Jamie is the age he is and still single says something.

Player!!!!!

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Mouth Breathers

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:40:41 +0000

"Mouth breathers," she said. "They disgust me."

She once went to Burger King and the boy who was making her sandwhich was a mouth breather. Every exhalation was going on her sandwich. His bottom lip looked like the hinge on it was broken. It hung slack. She imagined his breath, long and gray, going from his mounth to her sandwich. She thought of calling the manager and telling him/her she didn't want a mouth breather preparing her sandwich but she felt pity for the boy. It was probably his first job, minimum wage and she didn't want to embarass him. She didn't say anything about the mouth breather but later, when she walked out of the restaurant she threw the sandwich in the garbage and only ate the fries.

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Who's in bed with whom

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:37:55 +0000

I heard a rumour that a certain manager was in the closet with a certain employee. Supposedly, this male employee got a position that EVERYONE was surprised he got. Much later, I heard that the manager who hired him was heard calling him honey and telling him she couldn't hug him because she had a cold. Believe it!!!!!

Well I know this certain male employee and I never in my life would have imagined him and the manager together. Very interesting. I suspect that she could hug him if she had a cold because the chances of him catching the cold are slim BUT she couldn't KISS him because THAT would give him a cold.

Well, little did the two rendezvousers know but the cleaning staff was around and heard it all. I heard it straight from the horse's mouth. Could a manager be fired for having "meetings" with an employee? I wonder.

I am just the bitch to report it. Why is she "hugging" him during office hours???? Why is she calling an employee honey?????

The thought of them together makes me want to retch. It is such a disgusting image. She is disgusting. She makes me want to retch.

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Slips Under Skirts

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 01:12:28 +0000

I was sitting on the bus the other day and this woman in front of me was wearing a skirt. It was a nice skirt. Very summery. She only forgot one thing... To wear a friggin slip under it. I am surprised I still have my sight. I swear I could tell what colour her underwear was and could do a police drawing of the shape of her thighs. Yep, I know that is gross. Imagine the horror of having to witness it. I guess some creepy guy wouldn't have minded.

This brought to mind another woman in a skirt without a slip incident. Last year when I was at Taste Of The Danforth, this white woman who was walking in front of us was not wearing a slip or underwear. God, the horror! Oh the horror!

I know it's summer and we all want to wear our nice little summer dresses or our thin skirts but for God's sake put a slip under it!!!!! Everything may be fine when you are inside looking in the mirror but when you're outside with the sun shining through the material, you may as well be naked.

Please people, spare me the horror of seeing things I don't want to see and shouldn't have to endure. Pick up a slip and wear it even if you think the material of your skirt is thick enough, still put it on. Please do it for me.

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